Let’s get this chapter off to a good start with one adorable picture of each child.
Apollo: “Me dorbel?”
Yes, yes you are.
Aphrodite: “Lucky is the bestest. Me nevew let lucky go.”
I love Aphrodite so much. I swear, she’s just so freaking gorgeous.
Don’t get me wrong, I love all of the kids. How could I not, I mean just look at them.
I feel like when I’m following the kids around Artemis gets the least love. And now I’ve realised that I feel bad.
While looking at Athena’s reputation it said she was in a relationship with Jamie here, so I figured I should probably break it up.
Athena Calmly explained to Jamie that she was married with three children and that they should just be friends.
Athena: “I think it’s for the best that we’re just friends. I mean we only made out at the cemetery one time, and that was ages ago.”
Athena: “And you almost broke up my marriage! You stupid whore!”
Jamie: “Why are you angry, I thought we were going to settle this calmly.”
Apparently Athena can’t settle things calmly.
Seriously Athena? Couldn’t you have just been nice?
Athena: “No, that was fun! Can I yell at someone else?”
Not today.
Cara’s Childish trait means this happens a lot. Do you really have to play with the toys you just cleaned up?
Cara: “It’s just so much fun!”
It’s Athena’s birthday! You look quite happy for someone who’s going to end their time as a young adult.
Athena: “I’m not going to worry about things like getting old, they’re not important.”
Athena: “See? Why would I get all worked up about getting old? I’m always gonna be hot!”
Cara: “Hi! I’d like to adopt a baby!”
Yeah, that trying for a baby thing didn’t work, and truthfully I’m kind of thankful. No chance of twins this way.
Here’s the new baby, Ares. Also I can see Athena’s age showing. Maybe she needs a more mature look.
I think she looks quite nice.
Athena: “I’m still hot though!”
Anywho… Ares is a Libra who is clumsy and artistic. He likes soul music, goopy carbonara and the colour yellow.
Ares got an imaginary friend. An extremely creepy imaginary friend named Puzzle. Just look at that creep, staring at a little boy.
Birthday time! Lots of birthday time!
Apollo’s first to age.
Here’s Apollo all grown up. I don’t know where he got the nose, but I swear he doesn’t even have it outside of CAS, it’s a trick nose. He grew up with the never nude trait.
See? Completely different nose.
Next was Aphrodite’s turn to grow up.
Aphrodite grew up to be adorable. She added the coward trait to her list.
And Lucky grew up with Aphrodite. I think there are going to be a lot of children talking to invisible people.
Next is Artemis.
Here’s Artemis all grown up (well at least a little bit grown up). She added inappropriate to her list of traits.
And then it was time for Peanut to grow up.
And then it was time for Demeter to grow up.
Demeter grew up gorgeous. She added inappropriate to her already crazy traits.
And Boinky grew up. I feel really bad for saying this, but I think Demeter’s my favourite. I love her crazy set of traits, her colouring is awesome and her imaginary friend is the coolest looking with the best name.
Cara also had her birthday.
Cara: “You know what I want? Another baby.”
Yeah, that’s not gonna happen *deletes want*.
After everyone had their birthdays I spent all the money they had to build this room and buy a tree house. It was totally worth it.
I think this is good spot to end this chapter. Yeah feels like a good spot.